Simon: I slept on the floor at first, then we [him and Nick] got in top-to-tail, then the same end and by the end we were spooning, it was fine. […] I recommend it to every man who’s a little bit unsure of themselves…
Nick: Jump in! Jump in with your mate. There’s no lovemaking, it’s just cuddling.
Interviewer: Edgar, how do you fit into the picture?
Simon: In the middle. He gives and takes.
Nick: He’s the ham!
Simon: Edgar’s the filling in our man sandwich.